Ron Jacklin & Doreen Luczi Wedding Exam - Results

Since the wedding, the question that many of you have been asking us is "who got the highest mark on the exam?"  Without bias, the following were the three top highest marks.
 
86%     Andrew & Julia Whittaker
84%     Lauren Jacklin
82%     Simon Barge
 
Thanks for participating!  We had a blast marking them.  We included your mark in our thank card to you.  Below are the answers and some of our guests amusing answers to essay question.
 
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Exam Answers
 
Essay
 
Write a short story about Ron or Doreen.  This can also be a poem or limerick. 

• If you wrote something here, you pretty much got full marks.

 
 
True or False
 
Doreen "Googled" Ron before they met. 
 

• Correct Answer:  TRUE, you bet.  She wanted to see who she was meeting.

 
Ron gets googly-eyed when he sees Doreen.
 

• Correct Answer:  TRUE, just a little.

 
Ron was recently given a shirt that says "Support your Local Stripper".
 

• Correct Answer:  TRUE, and he wears it out of the apartment too.

 
Doreen was given a big "penis-shaped" drinking bottle.
 

•  Correct Answer:  TRUE, for her staggette.

 
Ron is only a few years older than Doreen. 
 

• Correct Answer:  FALSE, there are eleven years difference between their ages.

 
 
Short Answer

What does Ron's daughter (Amanda) want to be when she gets older?

• Correct Answer: Videographer

 
What does Ron's daughter (Lauren) want to be when she gets older?
 

• Correct Answer: Architect

 
How did Amanda & Lauren describe Doreen after they first met?
 

• Correct Answer: The happy lady (if you said happy, we gave it to you full marks)

 
 
Multiple Choice
 
What activity has Ron's daughter (Lauren) not done yet? (choose one)

A.    Para-Sailing
B.     Zip-Tracking
C.     Paintball
D.    Snorkeling
 

• Correct Answer:  B. Zip-Tracking

 
 
Oak Bay High School is well known for its athletic accomplishments - especially basketball.  No Oak Bay team has finished higher in the BC Championships since Ron and his teammates played back in 1982.  What place did the Oak Bay "Bay's" finish that year?

A.    1st
B.     2nd
C.     3rd
D.    4th
 

• Correct Answer:  D. 4th

 
 
Ron and Doreen first met at a:

A.    Night Club/Bar
B.     Cafe
C.     School Classroom
 

• Correct Answer:  B. Café 

 
 
Ron is a founding partner in the Media FX Group.  They specialize in: (choose one)

A.    Website Development
B.     Event Media Production
C.     Content for Digital Signage
D.    All of the Above
E.     None of the Above
 

• Correct Answer:  D. All of the Above

 
 
Doreen has had many occupations since graduating from the University of Lethbridge.  Which position has she not held? (choose one)

A.    Accountant (Shaw Cable & Nortel Networks)
B.     Media Producer/Web Master (POPARD)
C.     Bank Teller (CIBC)
D.    Teacher (Primary School English in South Korea)
E.     Artist (Specializing in Oil Paintings)
 

• Correct Answer:  C. Bank Teller (CIBC)

 
 
Which city has Ron not been to on business (with the Media FX Group) choose one:

A.    Cancun, Mexico
B.    Halifax, NS
C.    Waikoloa, Hawaii
D.    Toronto, ON
E.     Nagoya, Japan
F.     Saskatoon, SK
G.    Montreal, QC
H.    London, England
I.     Palm Springs, CA
J.     Calgary, AB
 

• Correct Answer:  H. London, England

 
 
What marathons has Ron completed? (choose two)

A.    Boston
B.     Kelowna
C.     New York
D.    Victoria
E.     Vancouver
 

• Correct Answer:  B. Kelowna and D. Victoria

 
 
Doreen is taking her Masters in: (choose one)

A.    Business Administration
B.     Organizational Psychology
C.     Counseling Psychology
D.    Information Systems
E.     Philosophy
 

• Correct Answer:  C. Counseling Psychology

 
 
What course does Ron not teach at the British Columbia Institute of Technology? (choose one)

A.    Information Architecture
B.     Human Factors for Interface Design
C.     Applied Interface Design
D.    eCommerce
E.     Media Techniques
 

• Correct Answer:  D. eCommerce

 
 
What extra circular activity or event has Doreen not done? (choose one)

A.    Volleyball
B.     Softball
C.     Basketball
D.    Belly Dancing
E.     Sky Diving
F.      Dragon Boat Racing
G.    Running
H.    Paining
I.     Martial Arts
J.     Reiki (Japanese Holistic Healing Technique)
K.    Piano
 

• Correct Answer:  C. Basketball

 
 
Ron, Doreen, Amanda and Lauren recently explored the ruins of: (choose two)

A.    Machu Picchu
B.     Easter Island
C.     Stonehenge
D.    Chichen Itza
E.     Leptis Magna
F.      Sanchi Stupa
G.    Tulum
H.    Acropolis of Athens
I.       Mesa Verde
J.       Babylon
 

• Correct Answer:  D. Chichen Itza and G. Tulum

 
 
Doreen and Ron both incurred a permanent pencil lead mark on their body - in the exact same place.  Where is that mark? (choose one)

A.    Left arm
B.     Left foot
C.     Right hand
D.    Right leg
E.     Left leg
F.      Left eye
 

• Correct Answer:  C. Right hand (inner palm just below the pinky and ring finger)

 
 
Bonus Questions
Doreen lived in a house with dirt floors for two months in the country of _________________.

• Correct Answer: India

 
 
Doreen's childhood nickname was __________________.

• Correct Answer: Deedee or Dodi or Pookie

 
 
Ron's childhood nickname (from his sister) was ____________________.

• Correct Answer: Boo

 
 
Doreen's family origin is ____________________.

• Correct Answer: Hungarian

 
 
Doreen has her __________________-belt in Martial Arts.

• Correct Answer: orange

 
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Here are some of your answers to the first exam question, write a short story about Ron or Doreen.  This can also be a poem or limerick. Enjoy!
 
 
There once was a girl named Doreen,
Who met a man she found keen.
He had two girls,
His hair had curls,
And they lived the lives of their dreams!
 
~ Simon Barge
 
 
When I first met Ron, I thought they were perfect for each other.  And then he tensed Megan and made her cry.  I had my doubts...but ...since then, he has been nothing but fantastic with her!!  I have never seen Doreen so happy (which she is all the time)...
 
Best wishes for a long, happy, and peaceful life together!
 
~ Simon Barge
 
 
Love is like a gobstopper.
You spend your whole childhood
Waiting, wanting that everlasting ball of goodness
And you stand looking in the candy store
Legs shake;
Mouth waters;
Eyes go in and out of focus
Until you get it,
You hold it,
Cherish it,
Kiss it.
Until one insanely tempting night when you finally push it all the way into your mouth you shallow it,
Choke,
And die.
Love is like a gobstopper.
 
~ Lauren Jacklin
 
 
I've known Ron for many a year,
And now Doreen is totally dear.
Sharing your big day,
Finding your groomsman is gay...!!!;o)
May love always follow your start,
And as Mr and Mrs, be forever in your heart!
 
~ Debbie Zimmer
 
 
Once upon a time, there was a girl named Doreen.
She wanted to have a husband that was charming, good looking, and clean.
Her travels took her around the world from here to there.
But despite her looking, she couldn't find Prince Charming anywhere!
One fine day,
In a café
She spotted a man as handsome as the ones in her dreams
He introduced himself, "Hi I'm Ron," and the girl replied, "Hi, I'm Doreen."
They talked and talked and had a great time.
He thought she was sexy and she thought he was fine.
After the years, the dream that Doreen wished for came true.
She married Ron and everyday they both say "I love you!"
 
~ Zach Shore
 
Ron is a wonderful guy.
Who is creative and intelligent, but shy.
He was looking for something more in his life,
Which was answered by Doreen, now his wife.
Amanda and Lauren complete the scene,
And now happiness and tranquility is the theme!!
 
We love you guys! Happy Day!
~ Ellen Shippit
 
 
 
The marriage of Ron and Doreen
Is amazing, delightful, serene.
Makes sense in the end.
'Cause they're bestest of friends.
But Ron won't let her join the Marines.
(Cuz God knows...she does everything else!!!)
 
~ Hilary Way
 
Roses are red, Violets are blue.
Ron loves Doreen, more than you.
 
~ Michael Sjerven
 
 
There once was a man,
Who had a great dame.
She had a tan,
That was his aim.
 
~ Elaine Luczi
 
 
One day, Alex Brown (Ron's best web developer) beat Ron 11 times in a row at Fusball.  Ron was so enraged that he stormed home in his hybrid car in a river of tears.  Once he got home he told Doreen about his string of losses - barely able to hold himself together.  They both then started breaking down, and they asked themselves "Why oh why can't we be as great at Fusball as Alex?"  But after hours of questioning, all they could come up with was to give Alex $1,000,000 raise.  THE END  (p.s. love you guys!)
 
~ Alex Brown
 
 
Acrostic Poem
Darling, devoted daughter of Margaret and adapted daughter  of Jan and Bill.
Organized to a point of bugging her sisters with details.
Relationship are very important to Doreen now and forever.
Educated in many fields and continues to value learning.
Elegant and sexy!!  Just look at her tonight!!
Never wants to disappoint her family and friends.
 
Ron, you are a very lucky man to win the heart of Doreen Luczi.  We wish you many, many years of happiness together.
 
~ Jan Lockley
 
 
Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Admit impediments. Love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove:
O no! it is an ever-fixed mark
That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wandering bark,
Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.
Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
Within his bending sickle's compass come:
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
But bears it out even to the edge of doom.
If this be error and upon me proved,
I never writ, nor no man ever loved.
 
W.S.
Sonnet CXVI
 
~ Ronnie Way
 
 
 
I once knew a girl next door named Doreen.
At that time, her favourite colour was green.
Then along came Ron one day,
Who asked, "Would you like to come out and play?"
Now the poem has to end since it needs to stay clean.
 
~ Bonnie Barge
 
 
I remember many fun times making due with the two toys we had in Grandma and Grandpa Bedo's basement: the nerf ball and hula hoop.  Though the games were limited, we made due, and also had a lot of fun jumping on the beds, playing hind-and-seek, and playing with the water in the backyard.  I think the best place to hide was in grandma's wardrobe full of fabric and clothes.
 
~ Margo Bedo
 
Doreen, I have many memories of us as kids playing at Grandma's house in the basement, some how making games with limited resources of fabric and a hula hoop.  I was always envious of your knowledge of Hungarian, and I always thought you were very cool. ;o)  As we grew older we had a lot in common and I remember some long conversations in your basement in Calgary.  Even though we don't see each other all that often you are definitely someone I respect so much.  I think we have a lot in common.  Cheers to you finding happiness in life and now in a life partner!  I'm so happy for you.  Let's make sure we see each other more.
 
~ Sarah Bedo
 
 
Poerick
Once there was a girl named Doreen,
Who was really, very, very keen,
And needed a man who was a Doreen fiend.
 
Along came Ron singin' a song
About how he has longed for a girl like Doreen.
 
And then there was steam!!
 
~ Donna Andrews
 
 
At a wedding we did meet,
Ron and Doreen, oh so sweet!
It was Ottawa, in 07/07/07
And those two looked like they were in heaven,
And now for them the wedding bells will ring,
We wish for them, love and laughter life will bring.
 
~ Peggy Bedo
 
 
The first time I met them together was at my daughter's wedding in Ottawa.  They could not be separated all night.  But Doreen being an artist did manage to leave Ron to do a very nice picture on a tile for my daughter.
 
~ Steve Bedo
 
 
Once there was Ron and Doreen,
Who danced to remain long and lean.
They danced to disco.
Ended up in Crisco.
And nobody got in between.
 
~ Jason Jive Turkey Nail
 
 
One day Ron and I were shooting hoops in our driveway.  Knowing the competitive nature of Ron, this leisurely activity of shooting hoops quickly evolved into a game of 1 on 1.  Due to my young athletism and Ron's lack of defense, the game quickly was in my favour.  It was 6-1 for me and I drove to the hoop and Ron blocked my shot.  After this thunderous play, I was worried that Ron was hungry for the win and the redemption.  After countless hours of trash talk by this so called "1980's Superstar Shooting Guard"  I found myself playing defense tied at 6-6.  Ron attacks the rim hard and dunks on my head.  He tells me, "You might have a chance next year, Kid."
 
~ Andrew Whittaker